{"id":1409,"date":"2011-03-04T09:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T14:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2011-03-03T07:18:57","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T12:18:57","slug":"my-modern-day-caddyshack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/my-modern-day-caddyshack\/","title":{"rendered":"My Modern Day Caddyshack"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1410\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 500px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/my-modern-day-caddyshack\/mltsgy_00019\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1410\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00019.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"MLTSGY_00019\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00019.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00019-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Gray Squirrel, Caddyshack Pose<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>He&#8217;s cute isn&#8217;t he?  <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1411\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 500px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/my-modern-day-caddyshack\/mltsgy_00020\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1411\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00020.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"MLTSGY_00020\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00020.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00020-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Gray Squirrel Itch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I was afraid you would say that.  I think he is cute as well if not for one thing.  He is eating all my bird seed and destroying my bird feeders, even those touted as squirrel proof!   <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1412\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 333px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/my-modern-day-caddyshack\/mltsgy_00022\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1412\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00022.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"MLTSGY_00022\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00022.jpg 333w, https:\/\/www.vincentmistretta.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/MLTSGY_00022-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Gray Squirrel Portrait<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I must admit he is a very resourceful little fellow.  No matter what I try, he figures a way around it.  If I could figure a way to get him through HR, I would hire him. \ud83d\ude09  This whole situation has made me mad, as mad as Bill Murray in one of my favorite movies, Caddyshack.  Hopefully I don&#8217;t resort to using heavy explosives in the yard!<\/p>\n<p>Images captured by D3x, 600 VRII wTC-2.0E III on Lexar UDMA digital film<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s cute isn&#8217;t he? I was afraid you would say that. I think he is cute as well if not for one thing. He is eating all my bird seed and destroying my bird feeders, even those touted as squirrel proof! I must admit he is a very resourceful little fellow. 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